When I was in the retail mall industry, I worked in the media department where we sold TVs. At the time, we sold this new thing called a flat screen TV. There was no service to it, so we couldn't put any games on or anything. The manufacturer gave us a promotional DVD to play, telling customers about the TV. I don't even watch commercials at home, they expect me to watch them while I'm shopping? No one would ever watch that TV. One day, I got the idea to play something everyone would watch. I brought in my copy of “The Naughty Nineties”. Before you judge me, this movie is not what it sounds like. The movie is a 1945 classic staring my favorite comedy duo Bud Abbott & Lou Costello. The scene I put on repeat for 8 hours a day was the one that made them famous “Who's On First”. Suddenly, people of all ages were stopping, watching and laughing. People were watching the TV!

That success led me to the question, why do stores not have a Men's section? I don't mean a section that sells things for men. I mean a section for men to wait while the women shop. Include seats where men could watch TV. If we had to follow women around while shopping and never being able to make up their minds, we would go insane. This man struck gold! He found a SEAT! When you find a nice bench like this, it's much easier to have a little Patience.